Tuesday, July 19, 2005
:: Jocks girlfriends: evil jesus freak chicks ::
Okay, the title's a little weird yes, but it's quite interesting.
At my school, every one thinks their religions right, and they're supposed to, but they take it too far, when they start insulting people by how they look and act. I'm not very religious, but I've got a pretty good view on every one elses religions, (Thanks Brian for spending time talking with me about Catholicism.) It starts to get ridiculous when they're insulting me for being different. I dress differently than they do, so what? They dress slutty while I dress in huge over shirts and jeans all of the time. Doesn't that seem to be more against their religion? According to most of their religion (they're mostly christians) premarital sex or sex iwth some one besides your significant other is wrong. While I'm the one managing to cover my self up, they're insulting me for being what they're calling "goth" Am I that? Oh god, please if there's a god, help me not to be a medieval BARBARIAN who got WIPED OUT while INVADING THE ROMANS!
What's the world coming to?
+ Giselle Lenolle updated @ 7/19/2005 02:05:00 PM
Monday, July 18, 2005
:: This Deserves Posting ::
I got this as an e-mail from my Uncle Bob. It's wicked funny. XD!~ most of you already know I'm from Massachusetts already... so maybe you'll find it even funnier knowing that a lot of this sounds very much like me. XD! ^.^
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM BOSTON IF...
1. You think of Philadelphia as the Midwest.
2. You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.
3. You dismiss the 18th lette' of the alphabet for '
4. You think three straight days of 90°+ temperatures is a heat wave.
5. All your pets are named after Celtics, Bruins, Pats or Sox.
6. You refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting,"
7. Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry mood.
8. You don't think you have an attitude.
9. You always 'bang a left' as soon as the light turns green,and oncoming traffic always expects it.
10. Everything in town is "a five minute walk."
11. When out of town, you think the natives of the area are all whacked
12. You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series.
13. You have no idea what the word compromise means.
14. You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.
15. You don't realize that you walk and talk twice as fast as everyone else.
16. You're picky, neurotic, pessimistic & stubborn.
17. You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something, or are from out of town.
18. Your favorite adverb is "wicked."
19. You think 63° degree ocean water is warm.
20. You think the Kennedys are misunderstood.
WHEN, WE SAY...WE MEAN...
Bizah = odd
flahwiz = roses, etc.
hahfpahst = 30 minutes after the hour
Hahwahya? = How are you?
khakis = what we staht the cah with
shewah = of course
wickid = extremely
yiz - you, plural
popcahn - popular snack
HOW WE'LL KNOW YOU AHN'T FROM HEAH:
You wear a Harvard sweatshirt.
You cross at a crosswalk.
You ask directions to "Cheers."
You order a grinder and a soda.
You follow soccer.
You pronounce it "Worchester" or "Glouchester".
You call it "COPEly" Square.
GETTING AROUND:
Pay no attention to the street names. There's no school on
School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock
Square, no water on Water Street. Just look for the Pike or 93-Noth/South.
If the streets are named after trees (Walnut, Chestnut, Cedar, Oak),
you're on Beacon Hill.
If they're named after poets, you're in Wellesley.
All avenues are properly referenced by their nicknames:
Comm Ave, Mass Ave, Dot Ave.
Dot is Dorchester, Rozzie is Roslindale, JP is Jamaica Plain.
THE NORTH-EAST-SOUTH-WEST THING:
Southie is South Boston. The South End is the South End.
Eastie is East Boston. The North End is east of the West End.
The West End is no more - a guy named Rappaport got rid of it one night
DEFINITIONS:
Tonic is anything fluid. Soda is club soda. Pop is Dad.
When we mean tonic WATER, we say tonic WATER.
The smallest beer is a pint.
Scrod is whatever they tell you it is, usually fish.
If you paid more than $6 a pound, you got scrod.
It's not a water fountain, it's a bubblah.
It's not a trash can, it's a barrel.
It's not a shopping cart, it's a carriage.
It's not a purse, it's a pockabook.
They're not franks, they're haht dahgs. Franks are money in France.
THINGS NOT TO DO:
Don't call it Beantown.
Don't pahk your cah on the conah;
they'll tow it to Meffa (Medford) or Slumaville (Sommerville).
Don't swim in the Charles, no matter what Bill Weld tells you.
Don't sleep in the Common.
Don't wear orange in Southie on St. Patty's Day.
And most important of all... Don-chu-evah-weah a Yankee's hat!!!
+ Giselle Lenolle updated @ 7/18/2005 05:25:00 PM
Monday, July 11, 2005
:: For the PURE irony of it. ::
I thought that I should just piss some one off by making a post about this and now my job's done. ^.^ I hope I pissed some one off. o.o >.>....
+ Giselle Lenolle updated @ 7/11/2005 08:45:00 PM