Sunday, June 05, 2005
:: Credit goes to Jenah R for this post! ::
Saddest thing I've ever read...
Girl: "Slow down a little, I'm scared."
Guy: "No this is so fun"
Girl: "No its not! Please its too scary!"
Guy: "Then tell me that you love me"
Girl: "Fine I love you now can you slow down
Guy: "Now give me a BIIIIIIG hug"
Girl:: Gives him a big hug
Guy: "Hey can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me while I'm driving..."
The next day there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into the side of a building because the brakes were shot. There were 2 people on that motorcycle, but only 1 survived. Halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes were broken but he didn't want to let the girl know or else she would have been scared. Instead he had her say she loved him 1 last time & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
And now the coolest thing I've ever read. XD:: How sex is good for you.
Practice safe sex though! ^.^ Don't want to hear about any of my trusty readers getting AIDS or something... or a fetus...
1.
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find
that when women make love they produce amounts of
the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and
skin smooth.
2.
Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances
of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your
skin glow
3.
Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled
on during that romantic dinner.
4.
Sex is one of the safest sports you can take
up. It stretches and tones up just about every
muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers!
5.
Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing
a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling
of well being.
6.
The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The sexually active body gives off greater
quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These
subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT
IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8.
Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the
teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9.
Sex actually relieves headaches A lovemaking
session can release the tension that restricts blood
vessels in the brain.
10.
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find
that when women make love they produce amounts of
the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and
skin smooth.
2.
Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances
of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your
skin glow
3.
Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled
on during that romantic dinner.
4.
Sex is one of the safest sports you can take
up. It stretches and tones up just about every
muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers!
5.
Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing
a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling
of well being.
6.
The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The sexually active body gives off greater
quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These
subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT
IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8.
Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the
teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9.
Sex actually relieves headaches A lovemaking
session can release the tension that restricts blood
vessels in the brain.
10.
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.
Hey, Just a note to every one, I'm sorry for the lack of posts, I've been really busy, and I didn't even write the things in this post. XD Thanks to Jenah R. for letting me use her stuff.
+ Giselle Lenolle updated @ 6/05/2005 09:40:00 PM
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